Aaaaaahhhh!

It's 2 AM, I was awake at 1AM. The hives are back in full force. They itch like something unholy (whatever something unholy itching would feel like). I want to crawl into a hole and die. No steriod or anti-histamine, cold-compress or topical salve can make them go away or feel better. What did I do that was so karmicly wrong to deserve this? Whatever it was, it must have been a doosey!