Death Virus

I would very much like to die now. The death virus, also known as THE FLU, has got me in its grips and is not letting go. After day 4 of feeling like death I think I can safely say this is not your common cold. I must go to the doctor tomorrow, and get some vitamins. I can barely move my body without it screaming out in pain. My eyeballs hurt. This is not OK.